At first, I noticed its High Security...




... then how CROWDED it was here - POPULAR PLACE

GOOD THING I didn't come at night since many of their outdoor lights were - well... not working.

Thought to myself, WOW - maint. fees must be VERY REASONABLE here - GREAT

TENNIS ANYONE...

I was thirsty... but couldn't get a drink...

HUNGRY - But everything was closed - FOR A WHILE so it seemed...

Went to the men's room... couldn't even use that...

Wanted to call maint. about the restrooms, and call my girlfriend, to see if she wanted to go dancing... Well, that could be tough if it was busy here...

... and all the Ballroom doors were locked. No dancing tonight I suppose.

OOPS... This isn't our floor...

My guess - No one goes on THIS FLOOR...

"Tell me what is behind floor door number four Johnny"

"Here's Johnny" - wow - for some reason that comes to mind?

I REALLY want to buy a timeshare... THIS might be the place!


Here's the pool and the Hot Tubs are empty- both of them. And the door to the pool was locked... oh, and look...



Even nice writing on the doors!











INDOOR TENNIS! But where are the nets? and what is that big PUDDLE in the back-right corner?




We were one of 27 cars in the parking lot... But some looked like this... abandoned? No windows or license plates?

is THIS a RESORT?